This morning I had quite the morning. First I was fixing breakfast and trying to get some plates out of the cupboard. I dropped two of them. One I was able to stop on the counter but the other one bounced once and then SHATTERED and I mean shattered into a billion pieces. Not a half an hour later I was walking in my bathroom. I bumped the "perfume shelf" with my shoulder (it has all of Eric's colonge on it). All the jars fell to the floor and the one on the bottom of the pile shattered (I'm sure you can smell the scent from where you are it's so strong here). Eric had to change his clothes because it splashed all over him and he didn't want to smell like one of his hired guys (if they don't get to shower, they just cake on the colonge). Needless to say, I'm worried I might break my baby or my leg or something today. Hopefully everything will survive me.